[5.5]特勤沙龍 You Don’t Mess with the Zohan.2008

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Storyline
Zohan Dvir works as a Special Agent and lives with his orthodox parents in Israel. He wants to give up this life full of dangerous encounters with Palestinians. While in the process of apprehending a Palestinian activist known simply as the Phantom, he fakes his death, hides in a dog-kennel on a plane bound for New York, and decides to try his hand as a hair-stylist. He is refused employment initially, but when he offers to work for free, Dahlia hires him as a cleaner. When a hair-stylist named Debbie quits, Zohan replaces her, winning over elderly female clientèle, and falling in love with Dahlia herself. Before Zohan could propose to her, Dahlia’s landlord, Walbridge, who has been raising rents regularly, hires skinhead goons to terrorize the neighborhood, creates misunderstandings between Jews, Muslims, Arabs, and Palestinians, and drives them out, so as to enable him to construct a new building which is topped by a roller coaster. When Zohan decides to confront these skinheads, he…

劇情簡介
柔漢(Zohan,亞當山德勒飾)是名戰功彪炳的以色列突擊隊員,身手矯健無人能敵,征服女人技術高超,但外表英勇熱愛國家的他,卻渴望與偶像保羅米契一樣,成為美髮師展現無比的創造力,感動所有的人。但每天忙著與恐怖份子戰鬥的他,離夢想遙遙無期,只能夜夜望著保羅1987年的髮型書入眠….。 

深受夢想所苦的柔漢想出了一個絕招,當他的死敵巴勒斯坦恐怖份子「幻影」(John Turturro飾)再度出現眼前,柔漢不但沒有將他打倒,反而趁此機會詐死逃往美國,背負著夢想的他偷渡上前往紐約的飛機,躲進了載著「屎雲遜」(Scrappy)和「愛德懶斯」(Coco)兩條狗的貨艙。 

踏入美國的柔漢化名為「屎雲懶斯」(Scrappy CoCo),來到保羅米契的美髮沙龍求職,卻因為過時的造型遭到嘲笑,無處可去的他在交通意外中拯救了懦弱的麥可(尼克史瓦森飾),也因此找到了棲身之處,就在麥可和母親(蕾妮卡珊 飾)的公寓樓上…。 

多次求職不成的柔漢,最後來到一個以色列人和巴基斯坦人比鄰而居的地區,並且在這個阿拉伯街區遇上了沙龍的老闆黛莉(艾曼紐克里奇飾)。雖然柔漢完全沒有美髮經驗,但憑著他的一股熱情與用心,柔漢很快就建立起口碑,並取得佳人的好感。 

就在柔漢第一次前往美國迪斯可舞廳的晚上,他的真實身分被以色列移民歐里察覺了,雖然他堅稱自己的名字是「屎雲懶斯」,但歐里卻馬上認出這位家鄉的英雄,雖然對柔漢仍然活著並居住在紐約的事實不敢置信,但歐里還是承諾了保守柔漢身分的秘密。 

快樂的日子並不長久,柔漢的真實身份很快就被一名憎恨他的巴基斯坦計程車司機薩林(勞勃許奈德飾)認出,企圖消滅柔漢失敗的他,立刻向幻影通報柔漢仍然活著的消息。很快地,這個惡名昭彰的恐怖份子,便啟程前往紐約。 

對柔漢而言,這是一次大災難,不是因為他害怕幻影,而是因為他來到美國,就是為了遠離戰鬥。但出乎他預料的是,他和幻影這次將會聯合起來,對抗一個威脅破壞這個社區的共同敵人….。 

哥倫比亞影業、關係媒體公司(Relativity Media)、快樂麥迪遜製片公司(Happy Madison production)共同打造的《特勤沙龍》,由《當我們〝假ㄍㄟˋ〞在一起》的丹尼斯杜根執導,劇本由亞當山德勒請來兩位好友,《40處男》賈德艾帕托與他在《週末夜現場》的搭檔勞伯史麥戈共同編寫。


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